A talking frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him andsaid: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bentover, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me backinto a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and braveyou are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of hispocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me backinto a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for anentire week."The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returnedit to his pocket.The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into aprincess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.."Again, the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back intohis pocket.Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm abeautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and doanything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"The man said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for agirlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.