what miles on The Car?
A blonde（金发女郎） and a brunette（黑人妇女） were talking, and the blonde was very stressed. The brunette asked her what was the matter. The blonde proceeded to tell her that she really needed to sell her car, but no one would buy because it has 100,000 miles on it.
The brunette said to her, "I know a way that will help you sell it. I have a friend who can help you, but it's illegal."
The blonde said, " I'll do anything."So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number of a guy who could turn back the odometer on her car. A week later the blonde and the brunette crossed paths, and the brunette asked the blonde if she had sold her car yet.
The blonde said, "Why would I sell a car with only 50,000 miles on it?!"
The brunette said to her, "I know a way that will help you sell it. I have a friend who can help you, but it's illegal."
The blonde said, " I'll do anything."So the brunette gave the blonde the phone number of a guy who could turn back the odometer on her car. A week later the blonde and the brunette crossed paths, and the brunette asked the blonde if she had sold her car yet.
The blonde said, "Why would I sell a car with only 50,000 miles on it?!"
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The following is the same joke about the blonde :
51 Days
A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table.
一个酒吧服务员象平时一样坐在吧台后面，这时门开了，进来4个金发碧眼的美女。她们要了5瓶香槟和10只杯子，然后在一张大桌子旁坐下。
The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
香槟盖子打开了，杯子里倒满了酒。她们开始庆祝：51天！51天！51天！
Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
不久，又来了3个金发碧眼的美女。她们也加入其中，举着酒杯庆祝：51天！51天！51天！
Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
随后又来了2个金发碧眼的美女。她们也加入其中，庆祝的声音响彻在整个酒吧间，51天！51天！51天万岁！
Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing around the t able, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting "51 days, 51 days, 51 days!"
最后，第10个金发碧眼的美女进来了，胳膊下夹着张画。她走到桌前把画放在桌子中央。其他人都跳了起来，开始一边围着桌子跳舞，击掌庆贺，一边欢呼：51天！51天！51天！
The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed children's jigsaw puzzle. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, "What's all the chanting and celebration about?"
那个酒吧服务员禁不住好奇，因此他走到桌子前，看到桌上放着一个很漂亮的小孩七巧板（一种智力拼图玩具）。在欢呼声低下去时，他问那个带画来的女人，她们在唱什么？在庆祝什么？
The blonde who brought in the picture explains, "Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together.
"The side of the box said 2 to 4 years, but we put it together in 51 days!"