Crazy English

1.Saying is easy.Doing is difficult.
说起来容易，做起来难。
2.Seeing is believing.
眼见为实。
3.Teaching is learning.
教学相长。
4.driving is exciting.
开车真是刺激。
5.Lying is a bad habit.
说谎是一个坏习惯。
6.Getting daily exercise is important.
每天锻炼很重要。
7.Listening to his speech is boring.
听他的演讲很无聊。
8.Parking is prohibited here.
此地禁止停车。
9.Raising children is a big responsibility.
养育孩子是一项重大责任。
10.Walking in the rain is romantic.
雨中漫步很浪漫。
11.Climbing the mountain in winter is dangerous.
冬季登这座山很危险。
12.Driving to Shenzhen will take us 2 hours.
冬季开车去深圳要2小时。
13.Asking a woman's age is impolite in my country.
在我们国家，问女士的年龄是不礼貌的。
14.Riding with a drunken driver is a risk.
乘坐一个喝醉酒的司机的车是一种冒险。
15.Speaking in public is a challenge to a lot of people.
对许多人来说，公众演讲是一大挑战。
16.Finding your office isn't easy.
你们办公室真是难找。
17.Hearing the other side of the story would be interesting.
听听这个故事的另一面可能会很有意思。
18.Reading newspapers in the morning has become a routine for me.
早晨读报已经成为我每天必做的一件事。
19.Owning a car is becoming more and more common in China.
拥有汽车在中国越来越普通了。
20.Losing someone you love is a painful experience.
失去你深爱的人是非常痛苦的遭遇。
21.Meeting new people makes me nervous.
与陌生人见面使我很紧张。
22.Working hard will produce good results.
努力工作将产生好结果。
23.Making money is everybody's dream.
赚钱是每个人的梦想。
24.Complaining doesn't solve problems.
抱怨解决不了问题。
25.Falling in love is easy.Staying in love is hard.
一见钟情很容易，长相厮守很难。
26.Eating to live is more meaningful than living to eat.
为了活而吃比为了吃而活更有意义。
27.Shouting English is very helpful conquering your shyness.
大喊英语对克服你的羞怯心理很有帮助。
28.Arguing with you all the time makes me tired.
老是跟你争吵使我厌烦。
29.Eating too much can make you fat.
吃得过多会使你发胖。
30.Smoking causes a lot of health problems.
吸烟会导致多种健康问题。
31.Having a cold isn't much fun.
患感冒可不是什么好玩的。
32.Getting married costs a lot.Getting divorced costs much more.
结婚很贵，离婚更贵。
33.Understanding each other is essential for a good relationship.
相互理解是维持良好关系的关键所在。
34.Spending money is easier than making money.
花钱比赚钱容易。
35.Learning English needs persistence.
学英语要持之以恒。
36.You are great!
你真棒！
37.You are crazy.
你疯了！
38.You are hopeless!
你没救了！
39.You are out of your mind!
你脑子有病！
40.You are too much!
你太过分了！
41.You're impossible!
你没救了。
42.You are disgusting.
你真恶心！
43.You are such a nuisance.
你真讨厌！
44.You are the worst.
你是最差劲的。
45.You are abnormal.
你变态！
46.You are so frustrating.
你真让我感到泄气。
47.You are so foolish.
你太傻了。
48.You are beyond hope.
你没希望了。
49.You are nothing/nobody.
你狗屁都不是！
50.You are useless/worthless.
你真没用。
If you can blurt out 100 sentences, you can survive in America.
If you can blurt out 300 sentences, you can make a living in America.
If you can blurt out 500 sentences, you can be a successful international businessman.
If you can blurt out 1000 sentences, you can teach English and Chinese in America.
If you can blurt out 2000 sentences, you can run for American President.
But now the good news!
If you can blurt out just ten sentences with correct grammar, you can beat George W. Bush!
A shame for America, but an inspiration for 300 million Chinese English learners!
脱口而出100句英语，你可以在美国生活。
脱口而出300句英语，你可以在美国工作。
脱口而出500句英语，你可以成为成功的国际商人。
脱口而出1000句英语，你可以在美国教英文和中文。
脱口而出2000句英语，你可以竞选美国总统！
最新好消息！
只要你能用正确的语法讲出10句英语，你就可以胜过乔治·布什！
这是美国的耻辱，却是3亿中国英语学习者的动力！
【李阳老师的话】我在世界各地接受采访的时候都会脱口而出上面?quot;小诗"，记者们赶紧"疯狂"记下来！我马上送给他们一份复印件！他们十分感激，如获至宝！