[转]GIRL SUES PARENTS BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY

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全文如下：GIRL SUES PARENTS BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY


By NIGEL FLEMING

BRANDY SUE Schimmel is sick of being repulsive. She's tired of all the "butt-face" jokes at school. That's why the precocious, fed up, unattractive 18-year-old Boston resident has decided to sue her parents.

Brandy Sue's parents, Milton and Celeste, are devastated by their daughter's drastic action. "We think Brandy Sue is beautiful," Mrs. Schimmel says between sobs. "That's why people pay good money to watch her and the bearded lady at our traveling carnival."

Niles Fleece, Brandy Sue's lawyer, claims the Schimmels "are ugly as sin and shouldn't be allowed to bear offspring. Mr. Schimmel's kisser would terrify the Devil himself."

Brandy Sue can't wait for the ordeal to be resolved. "I just want to be normal looking . . . you know, like J.Lo or Britney Spears," she says. "With the money my parents fork over, I'll be able to have plastic surgery, liposuction, a tummy tuck and maybe even a face transplant."

Ugly kids around the world are eagerly awaiting the outcome of the lawsuit. Brandy Sue is a hero to them, and she vows, "After I win this case, I'll sue my parents again -- this time because I'm stupid."


“ ugly as sin and shouldn't be allowed to bear offspring."这句话不知道西方这帮人权主义者该做何感想了。真真是：丑不是你的错，但生出孩子了就是你的不对了。

小姑娘要做的事情还不少，做做整形（plastic surgey）、抽脂（liposuction）、tummy tuck（腹壁整形），甚至还要做face transplant，不知道谁肯给她换？

最后this time because I'm stupid. 真不知道她的父母做何感想，我想这个小女孩应该不是stupid，要不然也不会告她的父母