主题: Fw: 男人很难取悦

> Men Are Hard To Pleased
[quote] > 男人很难取悦!!
[quote] > The problems with GUYS:
> > 男人的问题是：
> > If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
> > 如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了
> > If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
> > 对他不好，他说你骄傲
> > If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
> > 如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他
> > If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
> > 如果不，他说你是乡下来的
> > If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
> > 如果跟他理论，他说你固执
> > If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> > 如果你沈默，他说你没大脑！
> > If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
> > 如果你比他聪明，他没面子
> > If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
> > 如果他比你聪明，他很棒！
> > If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> > 如果你不爱他，他想拥有你
> > If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
> > 如果你爱他，他试著离开你
> > If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
> > 如果你不跟他做爱，他说你不爱他
> > If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
> > 如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！
> > If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
> > 如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦
> > If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
> > 如果不，他说你不信任他
> > If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
> > 如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈
> > If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
> > 如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你
> > If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
> > 如果你没有守承诺，你是不可信的人
> > If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
> > 如果他不守承诺，他是不得以的
> > If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
> > 如果你吸烟，你是坏女人
> > If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
> > 如果他吸烟，他是绅士
> > If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
> > 如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气
> > If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> > 如果他考得好，他说是实力！
> > If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
> > 如果你伤害他，表示你很残忍
> > If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
> > 如果他伤害你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！
> > sooo hard to please!!!!!
> > If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
> > 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的
> > but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
> > 如果你不寄给他们，他们说你自私
> > The moral of the story is.......
> > 以上的故事告诉我们：
> > SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY...
> > 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
> > Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter...
> > 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！
> > 我猜肯定是男生写的,因为最了解男人的还是男人。有人扔果皮了，我
> > 溜。。。。。。。:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:o).(?